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“As I outlined the arguments kids might make to tempt her to try it, she stopped me mid-lecture, saying, “Hey, I’ll just tell them my mom smokes. How cool can it be?”

“The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. “The Lord heard you when you wailed, ‘If only we had meat to eat!’ ” she began. “Now the Lord will give you meat. You will not eat it for just one day, or two days, or five, or ten or twenty days, but for a month—until you loathe it.”

“I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. “Have you ever heard of a drink called ‘Seven Young Blondes’?” I asked. He admitted he’d never heard of it, and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he’d be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. “Sir,” I asked the customer, “can you tell me what’s in that drink?”



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1.)2008: I will go to church every Sunday.
2009: I will go to church as often as possible.
2010: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2011: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.

2.)2005: I will get my weight down below 180.
2006: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2009: I will work out 5 days a week.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week.
2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.


Boy to a Girl :“You Are Like A COIN”

Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??





B0y: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,

Theepay day mounh waliye.

Happy New Year.

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The Old Year has gone.

Let the dead past bury its own dead.

The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time.

All hail the duties and possibilities

of the coming twelve months!

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015 !!!!!


You Might Have A Bad Day,

A Bad Week Or A Bad Month But

Don’t Let That Ruin You

. There Are 365 Days A Year.

Happy New Year 2015


You know God arrange for you..

12 Months of Love,

52 Weeks Non Stop Fun

, & 365 days of Happiness.

So when you Mixed them all..

You will found a Very

Happy Year 2015!

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  •  “You will never win if you never begin.” – By Robert H. Schuller
  •  “Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.” – By Vincent van Gogh
  •  “If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it.” – By Jonathan Winters
  •  “With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” – By Eleanor Roosevelt
  •  “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”- By George Bernard Shaw

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  • May this new year bring many opportunities your way to explore every joy of life
  • May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements
  • On the onset of new year sending you the warmest of wishes
  • May each day of the coming year be vibrant and new bringing along many reasons for celebrations
  • Hoping that this new year leads you towards path of new found glories

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Hope The new year
Brings A Lot Of Good Cheer For You,
May All Your Dreams Will Be True,
Hope The Year Also
Bring Gigabyte Of Fun,
Happy new year 2015.

Another year of success and happiness has passed.
With every new year,
comes greater challenges and obstacles in life.
I wish you courage,
hope and faith to overcome all the hurdles you face.
May you have a great year and a wonderful time ahead.
God bless you.

As the dawn breaks on the first day of the New Year 2015,
 hope it brings along the brightness of sun,
serenity of moon to enrich your life with purity,
 honesty, calmness to achieve the best through the odds.
 Wish you all the best on this happy occasion of
Happy New Year 2015.

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Searching for best anime to watch.Certainly Naruto is one of the best to start with.Story rolls around Naruto Uzumaki who wants to be most powerful Ninja in the leaf village.After passing his ninja graduation he forms a 3 people team and hence starts his training. And with this the journey action anime in india

The anime is full of action and drama.Watch it and you will certainly like it.It is certainly one of the most popular and amazing anime.It current has 200+ episode for part one and second part is still going on.

Some other anime include following list.

Dragon Ball Z-one of the most popular action anime

One piece- if you love pirates then this is must watch for you.

Fairy-tail- it is based on magical of the best.

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