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Latest New Year 2015 Jokes

Here are some of the very funny jokes that will certainly make you laugh..Enjoy

There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you….today I just want tell you I plan to continue in 2015!
A young lady was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?”
“Aha, you’ll know tonight,” answered her husband.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, he approached her and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”

On New Year’s Eve, a lady stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was quite embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
A doctor asked a soldier during a medical examination:
“If I cut off your ear, what would happen?”

“I won’t hear”, the soldier replied.
“And if I cut off your other ear?”
“I won’t be able to see”, the soldier said promptly.
The doctor asked “Why?”
“Because my cap would then fall over my eyes,” the soldier replied.

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happy new year 2015 funny pictures with wishes
Very very funny quotes images for new year 2015
Very very funny quotes images for new year 2015

 

Happy new year 2015 funny wishes and messages
Happy new year 2015 funny wishes and messages
2015 happy new year funny wallpaper with quotes
2015 happy new year funny wallpaper with quotes