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Jokes for new year 2015
1.)2008: I will go to church every Sunday.
2009: I will go to church as often as possible.
2010: I will set aside time each day for prayer and meditation.
2011: I will try to catch the late night sermonette on TV.
2.)2005: I will get my weight down below 180.
2006: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2009: I will work out 5 days a week.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week.
2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
Boy to a Girl :“You Are Like A COIN”
Girl: hmmm, wow realy..??
B0y: No,no actualy i Want To Say ,
Theepay day mounh waliye.
Happy New Year.
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