Here are some of the Best New Year Quotes and Greetings for 2015.Send these to all your friends and relatives..
“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
“All of us every single year, we’re a different person. I don’t think we’re the same person all our lives.” -Steven Spielberg
“My New Year’s resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy.” -James Lafferty
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” -Oprah
“I would say happy new year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” -Robert Clark
“Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.” -Walter Scott
“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another voice.” -T.S. Eliot
“From New Year’s on, the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining” -Leonard Bernstein
“New Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual,” – Mark Twain
Here are some of the very funny jokes that will certainly make you laugh..Enjoy
There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you….today I just want tell you I plan to continue in 2015!
A young lady was taking an afternoon nap on New Year’s Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year’s present. What do you think it all means?”
“Aha, you’ll know tonight,” answered her husband.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, he approached her and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”
On New Year’s Eve, a lady stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was quite embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
A doctor asked a soldier during a medical examination:
“If I cut off your ear, what would happen?”
“I won’t hear”, the soldier replied.
“And if I cut off your other ear?”
“I won’t be able to see”, the soldier said promptly.
The doctor asked “Why?”
“Because my cap would then fall over my eyes,” the soldier replied.
We are just few days away from the new year.So to wish your loved one new year here we have compiled some of the best New year 2015 messages for love.We hope that you like it and send it to all your loved and dear ones this new year 2015.
On This New Year My Wishes And Prayers Only For You
God Bless U & May Year To Follow Be Amid
The Best U Has Ever Spent.
Wish U A Happy New Year 2014.
I Love U.
Enjoy This Life Completely.
I Love U My Darling
With All The Perfume Of A Rose
With All The Lights In The Whole World,
And Also With All The Kids Smiles
My Hearty Love For U Only
I Wish U Happy New Year 2014 My Darling.